Thursday, November 6, 2008

It's a good thing I've never been interested in drugs...

I am a candy addict.  There's no use in tip-toeing around the cold hard truth.  :0)  I have been this way as long as I can remember.  I would like to present the following facts as proof of this assertion.  When I was a kid, my Halloween candy never lasted more than 2 days, tops.  I was always so envious of friends of mine that made it to Easter still having Halloween candy to munch on.  How they did it was beyond me.  I couldn't resist the stuff!  I couldn't understand (and still can't, really) how they could know that a delicious package of Starbursts was sitting next to some wonderfully colorful and tasty Skittles in their drawer and not pounce on the both of them.  A mystery!
And then, there were the friends of mine whose parents actually kept candy in plain sight in their house! (instead of in various hiding places throughout the house--all of which I was very good at finding)  These friends could walk past the jar of candy canes or bowl of Tootsie Rolls and do nothing!  They didn't take one or two and then stash three into their pockets for later!  Once again, pure mystery to me.  I've theorized that because I grew up in a candy-deprived household (meaning there wasn't constant easy access), it has made me all the more obsessed with it.  So, had there been candy strewn all around my house, maybe I would be a very different woman today.  Or...I would have just been a very fat, cavity prone child.  :0)   
Also, I remember my parents trying to teach us how to save our chore money.  We were instructed to not spend our money until we had at least five dollars.  I guess the idea was that the waiting would make us spend our money all the wiser.  Oh, you can just bet that as soon as I had five dollars, I was riding my bike to the local candy store (King's, at the time) and buying five bucks worth of Necco's, pink mints, Sugar Daddies, and Sweetarts.
And don't even get me started on the joys of holiday-specific candy!  Those are my hardest times!  Easter jelly beans, candy canes, conversation hearts, candy corn....ah!  I'm in heaven.
To this day, I have a hard time going into the grocery store and not exiting with a package of Starbursts, Mentos, or caramels.  I remember as a kid thinking (honestly, I really did think this) how wonderful it would be to be an adult and be able to have an unlimited supply of money to buy as much candy as I wanted.  That seemed to me to be the most appealing part of adulthood.  Forget independence, car driving, marriage, child raising....It was all second to absolute candy buying power!
Luckily for me, Spencer is not a crazed candy addict (though he too had a sugar deprived childhood--I guess that blows my theory).  This helps me to find some sort of balance in my crazy candy world.  However, much to my enjoyment, I have recently found something that Spencer "binge" eats.  Swiss Rolls!!  Never having been a big pastry eater myself, I am happy to let Spencer eat the majority of the box whenever one ends up in our home.  I grin as I watch him down 2 or 3 packages in 15 minutes or so.  I guess misery (or candy bingers...) love company.  I'm afraid my sweets obsession has begun to rub off on him after 2 years of marriage...he's been coming home with Swiss Rolls much more often than before.  :0)
  At any rate, I think I have a propensity to addiction.  Hence the title.  There have been many times in my life when I have decided to give up candy for a month or two.  And, I am proud to admit that I have been successful.  But...as soon as I'm done with my candy fast, I jump right back into eating as much of it as possible.  I sincerely believe that I took up marathon running simply for the benefit of being able to eat as much candy as I wanted without seeing the effects of it in my hips.  :0)  To bad my metabolism has decided to change...
Just recently I have begun a new candy fast.  Three nights ago I told Spencer that I wanted to avoid eating candy of any kind until Thanksgiving.  We even shook hands on it.  And then he sneakily tried to include ice cream, popsicles and any other kind of sweets in the deal.  Ha!  Yeah right!  There's no need to get ahead of myself here.  :0)  
I just wanted to report that since that day, I have been stone-cold candy sober.  Thank you.     

7 comments:

Sabrina said...

I share your addiction and always have as well. In fact, I wished to have enough money in adulthood to buy the whole convenience store down the street from our house so I could have all the candy I ever wanted, and I always blew my hard-earned money on candy from there. Also, we didn't even have hidden candy in my household. We were very candy-deprived, not even an ounce of sugar cereal crossed our threshold, so I'd like to believe there is some validity to your theory and maybe Spencer is just an anomoly. Anyway, long story short, I COMPLETELY understand. I think if I drank alcohol I'd be an alcoholic.

Ashlee said...

Gee, were you referring to me with the Halloween candy until Easter? I usually had to throw half my candy away because I didn't eat it! I knew you had the pink mints obsession, and I never see a package without thinking of you. Same with starbursts...I remember a night before an AP History test with a bagful of those...I'll never know how we managed to pass since we just laughed all night!

kalie said...

Bwahahaaa! This post was hilarious! Believe it or not, your candy addiction is actually something I *remember* about you! I went a whole year without sweets once, but I'm not a big sugar eater. Now, I'm like, "Eh, what's the point?" But if you asked me to go three days without cheese it would be a TOTALLY different story.

kalie said...

Is the Ashlee in your comment list Ashlee Bradshaw from FFJH? I want to get in touch w/ her.

Kristin said...

Oh Anna. Is it weird to admit that I've always loved that you love candy so much? Maybe it makes me feel better about my own lack of self control when sweets are placed in front of me. Whatever it is, I'm glad that you're still the candy loving Anna that I know and love so much! (And by the way, when we started cross country running I recall being more excited than I should have been that I would be able to eat more. That same excitement keeps me running today.)

Bryan and Ellie said...

King's! Oh, the memories. We did ride our bikes there in order to purchase the $5 worth of candy, though. We burned off, oh, maybe 5 Starbursts, right?

Anonymous said...

Was mine the house that there was always candy out but nobody ate it? :) I've never been a candy addic. That's probably a good thing.