Today, I was frightened into submission by a squirrel. Okay, two squirrels. And they didn't even make a squirrel confederacy and intimidate me with superior numbers (as Grace obviously doesn't count as far as bodily protection goes...). It was two separate squirrels in two completely different ends of a small park. Sigh...
Now, in my own defence, I think one could say that I was just being motherly and protective of my little brood of one. But silently, I know that you're all thinking, "Really, a squirrel? Come on now."
Just let me tell you my part of the story.
Grace and I frequently go on little nature walks. I try to make them highly educational by pointing out various flora and fauna native to the particular area we are currently wandering about. I am frequently known to say such things as, "Wow! Look Gracie, a cute little bunny! Let's go see what he's up to!" or "Oh, a duckie! Grace, can you say duck?" and "Grace, do you see the doggie? Woof, woof! What a cute doggie! Can you wave at him?" Yeah, as you can see, our nature walks are highly sophisticated.
Well, today, we explored a new region of Cedar Rapids. As we approached the little dirt trail designated for serious nature explorers such as ourselves, I saw a squirrel. My small, cute animal radar immediately went up. (it's had a lot of work to do since we moved to the midwest...) Grace and I casually approached the squirrel, waving and greeting it politely all the while. See, we were nice. It, of course, began to run up the nearest tree. We continued to watch its tree climbing progress for a little while since Grace was having such a jolly old time pointing and waving at the retreating fluffy tail.
Once we were ready to move on, I began to hear a weird clicking noise. I didn't think much of it and continued walking. But, it started to get kind of loud. So, we went back. Much to my dismay, the aforementioned squirrel had found a safe spot high up upon the branches of the tree (coward!) and was giving Grace and I a piece of his/her mind. It was looking right at us with a large acorn hanging out of its mouth (how impolite, I mean really), hissing. Really! A hissing squirrel! Well, it wasn't quite a hiss. Maybe more like a hiss-grumble-tooth-chomping sort of noise. Ugh. It was weird.
At any rate, the squirrel was angry. And for what!? What had Grace and I done but try to make friends with it?
The angry noise continued and I started to get nervous. Those of you who have never been stared down by an angry, bit-chomping squirrel may scoff, but I was scared! I mean, think of all the things an angry squirrel could do to you...the list is endless! Jump on your head (which I was especially nervous about because of its superior position), claw your eyes out, pull your hair, scratch your face, stuff its large tail up your nose and in your ear...ah!
So, we left hurriedly.
The squirrel won. Maybe, had I been by myself and without an innocent baby, I would have remained in my spot to try and talk some sense into the impudent rodent. But you know, I just didn't want to put Grace in that kind of danger. I, of course, was fine. She just seemed to be getting a little nervous. We left for her, really. Not for me. Promise! I could never be frightened or intimidated by such a cute, cuddly creature...
Angry Squirrel Sighting #2:
Now, seeing as our nature tour was not quite over, we continued down the path. We walked up to a playground and explored it a little bit. But then, lo and behold, we saw another squirrel! Thinking our previous experience had been an exception, we decided to try and make friends with this little guy, too. (man, some people just never learn their lesson!) Grace began her friendly waving and pointing and I let the squirrel know verbally that we most definitely came in peace.
This squirrel, just like the first one, ran for the nearest tree. (once again, so unwilling to socialize!) But, it seemed a little more interested in us. At first, it just dodged behind the tree. Every couple seconds, it would peer around the tree to see if we were still there. This was cute. However, after a few minutes of this, it climbed up into the tree and found a prime jump-onto-Anna's-head-and-scatch-her-eyes-out position. This was not cute! It sat very ominously in that position--obviously crouching and ready to pounce--for only a few seconds before Grace and I high-tailed it out of there.
Now, really, TWO angry, aggressive squirrels in the same park? What are the odds of that!
What I have learned from this experience:
Stay away from that park! The squirrels in Noelridge Park are always friendly and non-combative. The end.
And now an ode to Noelridge Park. I love Noelridge Park. I could go there every day. Oh wait, I do. Sometimes multiple times. I think our record was three different times in one day. Oh, the exciting life of Anna and Grace Bardsley. Noelridge Park is about two blocks away from our apartment and has everything a park should have: mulitple playgrounds, a duck/goose pond, flower gardens, a water park, a running/walking trail, tennis courts, baseball diamonds, and a farmer's market. :) Now really, who couldn't love a park like that?
Noelridge Park, the bright spot in Anna's Cedar Rapids life


A friend Grace made at the park. We ran into her two days in a row. What are the odds?
Sign at Noelridge Park pond: No fishing, wading, seining, or swimming. What the heck is seining? Is it some midwestern hobby I am not aware of? I was so curious about it that I looked it up later that evening. Apparently, "seining" is attempting to catch fish with a net. :) As soon as I found out what it was, I immediately felt like seining. I imagine that's not the reaction the sign was supposed to produce.

Okay, the one down side of Noelridge Park is that the geese are somewhat combative. But, hey, aren't all geese like that? Stupid geese. Okay, maybe combative is not exactly the word I want. Over zealous about getting fed? Maybe. Overwhelming? Yes. Too big to be classified as friendly park birds? Definitely yes. One day, Grace and I went merrily to feed them bread. Apparently, I couldn't get the bread into their greedy mouths fast enough because after just a few minutes, they started to go after Grace's toes. They were successful. Twice. We don't feed the Noelridge Park geese anymore.